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bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

sh4ne:

LMAOOOOOOO I CAN’T BREATHE

whoredinaryboy:

School doesn’t teach important things like what to do with your hands in selfies

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care