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trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Friend: why are you crying?
Me: I'm just so beautiful

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

memeofficial:

Life goal: to step on all the crunchy leaves

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u